A frog approaches the bank teller, Patricia
Whack, and tells her he wants a $30,000
loan. He says his name is Kermit Jagger, his
dad is Mick Jagger and his dad knows the
bank manager.

The frog shows his collateral, a bright
pink porcelain elephant that's about an
inch tall and perfectly formed.

Patty finds the bank manager and says,
"There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you. He wants
to borrow $30,000 and use this as
collateral. What in the world is it?"

(Get ready now.)

The bank manager sings,
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give
the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone!"

Posted by tasteslikerock at 12:01 AM EST

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